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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Ticket Seller Apne Boss Se: “Boss, Koi Bhi Ra-1 Movie Ki Ticket Nahi Le Raha, Hum To Barbad Ho Jayenge”

    Boss Kuch Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Ek Kam Kar Free Ki Tickets Baant Jab Vo Ander Guss Jaye To Sare Darwaje Band Karke Exit Ticket 500 Rs Ki Bech“

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    Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha.

    Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi”…

    Dost: “To Exchange Kyun Nahi Ki Seat”

    Santa: “Arrey Bewakoof, Kis Se Karta, Neeche Ki Seat Pe To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha“

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    Girl - ur name?


    boy - black lion


    Girl -r u joking?


    Boy - no, it means kaalu singh.


    and ur's


    girl- Soft underwear


    boy-r u joking?


    girl-no it means komal chadda

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    Definition Of Kiss From The Educational Point Of View:

    Maths  Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips.

    Economics  Kiss Is That Thing For Which The Demand Is Always Higher Than The Supply.

    Physics  Kiss Is The Powerful Process Of Charging Two Human Bodies In A Short Time.

    Computers  Kiss Is Just Like A WiFi, In Which Two Bodies Are Connected Without Any Data Cable.

    Class Is Over. Go On And Start Practicing

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    Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.


    Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.

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    It Was Happening In A Hospital That ICU Patients Died In Same Bed Every Sunday At 11 Am.

    Dr. Thought, It Is Something Super Natural

    Worldwide Xpert Team Was Formed To Investigate The Cause.

    Next Sunday, Few Minute Before 11 Am, All Dr. and Nurses Stand Around

    That Bed and Start Waiting To See What It Was?

    Then Suddenly A Man (Part Time Sunday Sweeper) Entered The ICU,

    Unpluged The Life Support System Of That Bed & Pluged In His Mobile Charger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Girl - ur name?


    boy - black lion


    Girl -r u joking?


    Boy - no, it means kaalu singh.


    and ur's


    girl- Soft underwear


    boy-r u joking?


    girl-no it means komal chadda
    Pmpl..............

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    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.


    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


    Man: I offer you myself.


    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

    Man: I want to share everything with you.


    Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

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    Manager Told a Joke Everyone Team in Laughed Except One Guy..


    Manager Asked Him :- Didnt You Understand My Joke..??


    Guy Replied :- I Resigned Yesterday..!

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