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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    *मेंने* रोटी के छोटे टुकड़े कर दूध में घोलकर डाली,और उसकी फोटो खींचकर फेसबुक पर अपलोड किया..मेने सपने में भी नहीं सोचा था कि उसकी भी रेसिपी पूछी जाएगी।
    *कॉमेंट्स पढ़ने के बाद आंखो मेंं अंधेरा छा गया!* ????
    1) दूध गाय का लेना हैं या भैंस का ?????
    2) रोटी हाथ से तोड़कर घोलनी हैं या Grinderसे?????
    3) एक रोटी के लिए कितना दूध लेना हैं ?????
    4) दूध में शक्कर की जगह गुड़ डाल सकते हैं ?????
    5) एक रोटी के लिए शक्कर कितनी चम्मच डालनी हैं ?????
    6)दूध ठंडा लेना हैं या गर्म?????
    7) रोटी के बदले डबल रोटी चलेगी ?????
    8) क्या रोटी ताज़ी होनी चाहिए या बासी चलेगी ?????
    और कुछ शिक्षित Ph.D.????????*???? लोगों की कॉमेंट्स।
    9) रोटी के लिये आटा तैयार लेना हैं या गेहूं पिसवाकर लेना हैं ?????
    10) रोटी रुमाली लेनी हैं या फुलका? ????
    11) रोटी खुद बनानी हैं या रसोई करनें वाली बाई बनाये तो चलेगा ??
    और एक...
    12) रोटी पति बनाये तो चलेगा ?????????????????????
    Pmpl.... Rotfl..........

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    Santa Jab School Mein Padtha Thha Tab Vo Ek Din School Mein Ek White Aur Ek Black Shoes Pahan Ke Chala Gaya.

    Sir Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Bola: “Abhi Ghar Ja Aur Shoes Change Karke Aa”

    Santa Masumiyat Se Bola: “Sir Ji Koi Fayda Nahi, Ghar Mein Bhi Ek Black Aur White Shoes Hi Pade Hai“

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    A Couple Where Have A e Argument On Who Is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

    They Went On Until They Decided To Ask There 5 Year Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

    Mom: “Son, Who Is More Scared To Be Home Alone Me Or Dad?”

    Son: “Daddy Is More Scared.”

    Mom: “Why Son?”

    Son: “Because When You Working Night Shifts, Dad Ask The Lady From Next Door To Come And Sleep With Him On Bed.”

    Mom Shocked: “And What They Do?”

    Son: “They Play The Same Game You Always Play With Our Gardener On Bed During The Day When Daddy Is Away.“

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    Ek Ladka-Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Bahut Chahte The, Ek Din Ladki Ladke Se Boli.

    Ladki: “Meri Mummy Ko Tum Bahut Pasand Aaye”

    Ladka Sharmate Hue Ladki Se Bola.

    Ladka: “Kuch Bhi Ho, Main Shaadi Tumse Hi Karunga, Aunty Se Kahna Mujhe Bhool Jaye“

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    Touching Lines On Sign Board Outside A Pathology Lab Clinic.

    “For You It May Be Just Your Urine And Potty But For Us It Is Our Daal And Roti“

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    Chota Bachcha Bhaga-Bhaga Maan Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola

    Bachcha: “Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai”

    Mummy Ye Sun Ke Kaam Chhod Ke Kitchen Mein Jane Lagi Aur Boli

    Mummy: “Ruk Ja Abhi Uska Dimag Thikane Lagati Hoon”

    Bachcha Tali Bhajate Hue Bola: “Mummy, April Phool Wo Naukar Nahi Wo To Papa The“

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    Little Johnny Was Being Questioned By The Teacher During An Arithmetic Lesson.

    Teacher Said: “If You Had Ten Dollars, And I Asked You For A Loan Of Eight Dollars, How Much Would You Have Left?”

    Little Johnny Firmly Said: “Ten”

    The Teacher Said: “Ten? How Do You Make It Ten?”

    Little Johnny Replied: “Well, You May Ask For A Loan Of Eight Dollars, But That Doesn’t Mean You’ll Get It“

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    Ek Angrej India Aya Aur Usne Santa Se Puchha

    Angrej: “India Mein Sabse Jyada Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?”

    Santa: “Before 8 P.M. Kashmir Mein, After 8 P.M. Whiskey Ke Glass Mein“

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    Santa And Preeto Are Not Satisfied With Their Marriage Life, So They Decided To Divorce.

    Judge Ask Too Many Question To Santa But At Last

    Judge: “Santa, You Have 3 Kids, How Will You Divide Them?”

    Santa After Having A Long Discussion With His Wife: “Sir, This Is Complicated, We Will Come Next Year With One More.“

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    For All Beautiful Girls.

    “Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.”

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