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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Computer Mein Bane Folders Is Tarha Hote Hai

    Girls Pc Folder: “C\desktop\songs\romantic Songs”

    Boy’s Pc Folder: “C\windows\system32\drivers\studymaterial \important Files\educational Stuff\data Structure An Alogrithims\sunny Leone.Avi”

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    Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi,

    Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai.

    To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade.

    Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?”

    Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye”

    Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera”

    Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“

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    Santa Ki Modern Sali Ne Usko Office Jate Waqt Kaha

    Sali: “See You In The Evening”

    Santa Gusse Mein: “Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga Saali, English Mein Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai“

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    Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha Tha To Vo Bacho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Pas Karne Lag Gaya.

    Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Puchha.

    Sir: “Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?”

    Pappu: “Ji Simple, Mein Ped Pe Chadd Jaunga”

    Sir: “Hmm, Agar Wo Sher Bhi Ped Pe Chadd Jaye To?”

    Pappu: “Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga”

    Sir: “Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main Aa Jaye To?”

    Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Sir Se Puchha: “Sir Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho?“

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    Solid Reason To Hate The Serial C.I.D

    Lady: “Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”

    Daya: “Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?”

    Lady: “Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”

    Abhijeet: “Rahul Sach Mein Tumhara Bhai Tha?”

    Lady: “Haan Sir, Wo Mera Bhai Tha”

    ACP: “Oh My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Bahan Ho“

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    Very Painful Line Said By A Girl When Breakup:

    “Ab Mera Kharcha Kaun Uthayega???“

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    Main Apne Man Se 100 Baar Bolta Hoon, Ke Soch Cigarette Kese Chhodu,

    Lekin Sala Ye Mann Bolta Hai, Ke Sochne Ke Liye Bhi Ek Cigarette Chahiye.

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