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    Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

    A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

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    A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin

    colleague asked: Wat happened?

    She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?

    I said- yes & bastard give me 101 pages of work.

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    Richard and Steve are text each other after a long time. In the middle of the conversation

    Richard: Hey dude, I'm bored. Tell me a good joke.

    Steve: Sure.

    Steve: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    Richard: I don't know. How?

    After one minute

    Richard: I'm waiting for your answer

    After three minutes

    Richard: Hellooooooooooo

    After five minutes

    Richard: Why don't you answer?

    Steve laughing without sends him a reply.

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    Wife: Honey,what r u looking 4?

    Husband: Nothing

    Wife: Why have u been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?

    Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date

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    It?s amazing how a person can compliment and insult

    you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said,

    ?You look so gorgeous, I didn?t recognize you.

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    Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...

    Without Information, Fighting Everytime!



    WIFE says: No darling , it means...

    With Idiot For Ever

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    Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school.

    Her marks were good, mostly A's and a couple of B's.

    However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

    "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.

    She talks too much in school.

    I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."

    Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

    "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."

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    Height of intelligence

    Madam : Wat came 1st Sun or Moon?

    Natkhatlal - Obviosly Moon..

    madam: How?

    Natkhatlal : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na!

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    While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told

    the caller that I would be back ¿in 20 minutes. The woman asked,

    ¿?Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time??

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    Client: Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence.

    Me: You mean ? the period?

    Client: I don?t care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it.

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