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    Teacher: How much is a gram?


    Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

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    In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home

    and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(

    Don't go inside the church its a trap!!

    Wife: what are u watching?

    Man: our wedding DVD :p

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    A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.

    The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

    He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked

    "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"

    She replied "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..."

    The story continues...

    The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

    Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.

    He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

    MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

    Story continues....

    Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse

    and uses it to clear all the bills.

    Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

    Moral: Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.

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    When a married man says:

    "I'll think about it",

    What he really means that,

    He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...

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    Breaking news- America advised North Korea

    not to test any missile or bomb on New Year Eve

    2018 coz people enjoy it as Fireworks.

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    A famous inspirational speaker said:

    "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

    Audience was in shock and silence...

    He added: "she was my mother"

    A big round of applause & laughter!



    A very daring husband tried to crack this at home

    After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

    "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"

    standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker



    by the time he gained his senses,

    he was on a hospital bed,

    recovering from burns of boiling water!



    Moral: Don't copy if u can't paste!

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    A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men,

    showed her a study which indicated that men use,

    on the average, only 15,000 words a day,

    whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

    She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that

    "women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say".

    Looking stunned, he said, "What?"

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