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    Example of Wise Man:

    According To William Sexfear

    A Foolish Man Tells A Woman To Stop Talking,

    But A Wise Man Tells Her That She Looks Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips Are Closed.

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    A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
    A policeman arrives.
    Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!

    Police: You?re such a materialistic person. You even haven?t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
    Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!

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    The patient says Doctor, I have a pain in

    my eye whenever I drink tea.

    The doctor says,

    Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

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    Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
    A: Lunch and supper.

    Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
    A: Baby tigers.

    Q: Why is the number six afraid?
    A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

    Q: How many legs does an ant have?
    A: Two, the same as an uncle.
    (HINT: ant = aunt)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
    A: Lunch and supper.

    Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
    A: Baby tigers.

    Q: Why is the number six afraid?
    A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

    Q: How many legs does an ant have?
    A: Two, the same as an uncle.
    (HINT: ant = aunt)
    Rotfl.................

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    A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

    He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

    The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite.

    The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

    "Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!

    The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog.

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    Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop

    Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.

    Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.

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    Example Of A Smart Doctor

    Nurse: "Sir, Your Wife's Phone"

    Doctor: "What's The Matter?"

    Nurse: "She Wants To Kiss You"

    Doctor: "I'm Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later"

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