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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Teacher: what do u call a person

    who cannot hear anything?


    Santa: U can call him anything,

    because he cannot hear anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Boss: Where were you born?


    Sardar: India


    Boss: which part?


    Sardar: What which part? Whole body was born in India
    Gr8 knowledge...

    Pmpl.. Rotfl......

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    girl : honey, where did u buy this iphone... its beautiful??

    boy : i didn't buy this one.. i just got it

    girl : from where??

    boy : on a race and i'm the first to got it

    girl : between whom?? and what is the no. of racers??

    boy : its just 3....a police, phone owner & me.

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    Police: R u married?

    Nick: Yes, with a woman.

    Police (angrily) : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man?

    Nick: Yes, my sister did....

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    Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

    Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who

    started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

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    John:hello dear. happy b'day..


    Nisha: where is my gift??


    John: tell me what do you want...


    Nisha:i want a ring.


    John: sure. for your mobile or landline..??

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    Santa: I'm going to watch "Mission Impossible" tonite.


    Banta: On cable or at theater?


    Santa: Not the film, my wife bought slim fit jeans & she is going to try it

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    TEACHER : Pappu, How do you spell crocodile ?


    PAPPU : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L


    TEACHER : No, that?s wrong.


    PAPPU : Maybe it?s wrong. but you asked me how i spell it.

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    Height of literacy

    A policeman saw a beggar .

    Policeman: Whats the matter ?

    Beggar: Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space

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    What is a girl friend?



    Addition of problems,


    subtraction of money,


    multiplication of enemies And



    division of friends.

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