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    15-06-2018, 09:46 PM
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    A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly. A man came up from behind and...
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    15-06-2018, 09:46 PM
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    One day an English grammar teacher was looking ill. A student asked, "What's the matter?" "Tense," answered the teacher, describing how he...
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    15-06-2018, 09:45 PM
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    Two friends meet and one of them says:I've taught my dog how to speak English! That's impossible, says the other man.Dogs don't speak! "It's...
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    15-06-2018, 09:42 PM
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    Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money! Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money. Teacher:...
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    15-06-2018, 09:40 PM
    बेटा – मम्मी अगर मैं लव मैरिज कर लूँ तो ? मम्मी – ज्यादा लड़कियों के चक्कर में मत पड़ ये लड़कियां बड़ी चालक होती हैं बेटा – नहीं मम्मी वो…….. मम्मी –...
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    15-06-2018, 09:39 PM
    माँ – बेटा दादी को बर्थडे पर क्या गिफ्ट दोगे बेटा – मैं दादी को फुटबॉल दूंगा माँ – अरे बेटा दादी इस उम्र में फुटबॉल का क्या करेंगी बेटा –...
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    15-06-2018, 09:39 PM
    नहीं जा पाया आज मंदिर तो घर में ही माँ के पैर दबा लिए माँ की ममता भावनाओं में बह निकली जमा के 2 लात दी और बोली… या तो तू ठीक से पैर दबा ले या...
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    15-06-2018, 09:38 PM
    एक बार एक बच्चा बहुत जोर-जोर से रो रहा था. माँ : “आले ले ले ले.. मेरा बेटा क्यू रो रहा है..?” बच्चा : “पापा ने मुझे क़िस्सी नहीं दी..” माँ :...
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    15-06-2018, 09:38 PM
    माँ – बेटा एप्पल खाओगे बेटा – नहीं माँ – बेटा मेंगो खाओगे, बेटा – नहीं माँ – बेटा ऑरेंज खाओगे, बेटा – नहीं माँ – बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल...
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    15-06-2018, 09:35 PM
    बच्चा – माँ 10 रुपये देना, बाहर एक गरीब को देना है माँ बाहर आई देखा वहां कोई नहीं था माँ – कहाँ है गरीब बच्चा – वो देखो धूप में बेचारा आइसक्रीम...
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    14-06-2018, 09:17 PM
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    Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We...
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    14-06-2018, 09:16 PM
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    1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? 2. Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and...
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    14-06-2018, 09:15 PM
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    When I was young I didn't like going to weddings. My grandmother would tell me, "You're next" However, she stopped doing that after I started...
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    14-06-2018, 09:15 PM
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    Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease? The other one says No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a...
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    14-06-2018, 09:14 PM
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    Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman...
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    14-06-2018, 09:14 PM
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    A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news...
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    14-06-2018, 09:14 PM
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    What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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    14-06-2018, 09:12 PM
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    A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?" The other...
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    14-06-2018, 09:12 PM
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    A man is talking to God. The man: God, how long is a million years? God: To me, its about a minute. The man: God, how much is a million dollars?...
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    14-06-2018, 08:55 PM
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    I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack! All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
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    14-06-2018, 08:54 PM
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    Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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    14-06-2018, 08:54 PM
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    Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. The baby tomato is lagging behind the...
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    14-06-2018, 08:53 PM
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    There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size. Why...
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    14-06-2018, 08:53 PM
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    A man wanting to borrow another mans newspaper asks, Are you finishe(d)? The other man replies, No, I'm Norwegian.
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    10-06-2018, 12:55 PM
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    Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, I...
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    10-06-2018, 12:55 PM
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    A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn;t rush to my feet. Why is this? B: It's...
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    10-06-2018, 12:55 PM
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    Spell SPOT three times. S P O T , S P O T , S P O T What do you do when you come to a green light? (answer is invariably-) Stop! What, at a GREEN...
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    10-06-2018, 12:54 PM
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    A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday.
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    10-06-2018, 12:53 PM
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    One teacher said this to his students before the final test. "A" is for God. "B" is for me and my wife. "C" is for the perfect student. "D &...
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    10-06-2018, 12:53 PM
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    Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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