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    गत दिवस, 11:05 PM
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    John goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book Psyco - The Rapist The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says Idiot,the book is called...
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    गत दिवस, 11:05 PM
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    Why are American names like Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson, Kenson, Anderson, Davison, Jemson? So that mom can remember who is whose son.
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    गत दिवस, 11:04 PM
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    Teja was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Teja: Oye yaar, I m waiting for...
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    गत दिवस, 11:03 PM
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    Boy: I sent love leters to my girlfrnd everyday for 3years. Frnd: Then what happened ? Boy: Nothing finally She maried the postman.
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    गत दिवस, 11:03 PM
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    Boy asked his dad for a bike. Dad : why did god give you two legs ? Boy : one to change gear & other to apply break. Youngster rock.
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    गत दिवस, 11:02 PM
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    KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold...! VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to...
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    20-01-2019, 08:00 PM
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    Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress : Is it enough...
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    20-01-2019, 08:00 PM
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    A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, I have some good news and some bad news. The man says, OK, give me the good...
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    20-01-2019, 08:00 PM
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    Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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    20-01-2019, 07:59 PM
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    daughter-iam in love with neighbour,so iam running away with him.. dad-thanks dear, u save my money and time. daughter-dad!i'm reading this...
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    20-01-2019, 07:59 PM
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    A boy was going with his girlfriend. Friend asked: Who is she? Boy: My cousin Friend: Last year she was my cousin
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    20-01-2019, 07:58 PM
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    a worried man to psychologist my wife treats me as if iam dog dr. does she abuse you, hits you or strave you? man; no no worse she...
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    20-01-2019, 07:57 PM
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    Husband and wife went shopping to get new saris for the wife. After seeing numerous saris, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down...
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    20-01-2019, 07:56 PM
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    Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife...
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    20-01-2019, 07:56 PM
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    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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    20-01-2019, 07:56 PM
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    You love someone You marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of Your...
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    18-01-2019, 06:38 PM
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    A boy gives a LOTUS to a girl to impress her the girl slaps the boy. boy ask why girl- you give me bjp symbol
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    18-01-2019, 06:38 PM
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    Girl- Nice mobile, where did you buy? Boy- I won this in a running race. Girl- How many people participated? Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE...
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    18-01-2019, 06:38 PM
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    Teacher: How old is your dad? student : As old as i am. Teacher: How is it possible ? Student: He became father only after i was born.
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    18-01-2019, 06:37 PM
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    Principal: I tried your number so many times,it said switched off. Student said: yeah.. its my CALLER TUNE Principal shock....!! ...
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    18-01-2019, 06:37 PM
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    A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt.
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    18-01-2019, 06:37 PM
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    A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and his wife did not speak to him for 3 months! Was the necklace fake? ...
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    16-01-2019, 10:40 PM
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    WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly. HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!
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    16-01-2019, 10:39 PM
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    Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years. Child2: Why? Child1: Because he is a night watchman.
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    16-01-2019, 10:39 PM
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    When I was young I didnt like going to weddings. My grandmother would tell me, You are next However, she stopped doing that after I started...
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    16-01-2019, 10:39 PM
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    Teacher: If u tell me where is God, I will reward u wid 100 rupees. Pappu: And if u tell me where God is not there, I will reward u wid 200...
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    16-01-2019, 10:39 PM
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    I was rejected at a job interview because Whn i was asked to give an exampleof good team work, i replied Mass bunk Was i wrong?!!
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    16-01-2019, 10:38 PM
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    Parent:How did you write your exam? Son:they have given the questions which I dont know. So I wrote answers which they dont know..!!
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    16-01-2019, 10:38 PM
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    Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage...
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    16-01-2019, 10:37 PM
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    Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I Will never marry in my life and I Will give same...
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