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    The patient says, ‘‘Give me the bad news first!’’ Doctor replies, ‘‘You've got AIDS.’’ ‘‘Oh, no! What could be worse than that?’’ asks the patient....
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    Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, tell me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that...
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    Boy : Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephants milk and gained twenty pounds in a week. Girl : Thats impossible. Whose baby? Boy :...
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    In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother But Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? Because Sister Know What Love Is
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    New Idea Of Proposing A Girl. Boy: Can I Take A Photo Of You Girl: Why ? Boy: Just Wanted To Show My Children How Their Mom Looked In Her...
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    Boy In A Interview. Interviewer: Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire? Boy : Simple, Stop Imagining
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    Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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    Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, Wow, that?s got to be the fastest we ever got to...
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    A guy orders at a bakery, I wd like 19 buns please. The baker suggests, I think you should take 20, sir. Why? asks the man, puzzled. The...
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    A crying son runs to his mom: Mom, mom, Grandpa slapped me in the face. - Grandpa approaches: Stop lying or I Will do it again!
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    Difference Between Horror and Beautiful Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep. Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
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    A Friend Of Mine Said: 0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry That Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.
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    Santa found cigarette in daughters room Ohh God! She smokes? Then she found wine, O God! She drinks? Then he saw boy, Thank God This things...
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    One boy on his way to home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road? He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are...
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    New way of writting answers in exams. If you dont know the answer, then put lines like this : ||||||||||
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    A bigg difference between school and college : During school if u wer late,u had to sit at d last bench. But in clg,if u r late u hav to...
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    New teacher joined in the school Teacher- boys tell your names and hobbies 1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon . 2nd...
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    Call A Girl Pretty and She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly and She Will Remember It Forever..!
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    A man lost on no-mans-land Island. One day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life. Suddenly a hot girl came there and the man use...
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    MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this ? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy
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    Boy asks God for a very beautiful girl. God says: If you are Muslim, I'll give you Katrina. If you are Hindu, I'll give you Kareena. If you...
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    A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years! A turtle does not run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years! Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL! ...
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    Seeing a cockroch in ur sandwich is not a problem, . . seeing a Half cokroch in ur remaining half sandwich is definity a Big problem'
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    Indian Railways starts getting orders for engine-less trains after the incident of Ahmedabad-Puri Express Train goes without engine for 13...
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    Boy- I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. Girl- I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking. Pappu -...
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