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    Funny Leave Application

    These are a few funny leave applications by IT company employees:

    "Since I have to go to cremation ground at 10 O'clock and may not return,

    please grant me half day casual leave."

    "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,

    please sanction me one-week leave."

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    Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

    Wife :at home love

    Husband: are you sure?

    Wife: yes

    Husband : turn on the blender.

    Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

    Husband: ok my love goodbye

    Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

    Wife: at home love

    Husband: are you sure?

    Wife: yes

    Husband: turn on the blender

    Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

    Husband: ok my love goodbye.

    The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him ¿Son, where is your mother?¿

    Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ¿.. GOSH¿..

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    Beta : Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

    Papa : Bilkul marte the.

    Beta : Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalenji.

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    Kid : Dad, why is that women dress in white the day of their marriage?

    Dad : Because, its the happiest day of their lives.

    Kid : Now I get why men dress in black!!!

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    Boss in Office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game....

    When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall...

    And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall...

    One who runs on wrong side will not get the bonus this diwali....

    Got it?

    Employees : Yes Boss, got it.

    Boss : Okay, ready...set...

    ORANGE...

    Employees : Fainted!!!

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