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    Students behavior in different class:

    1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.

    4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't attempt it.

    7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions.

    11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks.

    12th: Which exam is tomorrow?

    College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there's an exam today. I am not even carrying a Pen today

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    Teacher : Your son is the worst student. He never studies.

    Parents : What Happened Ma'am?

    Why are you scolding my kid?

    Teacher : See, he has failed. In English 14, in Maths 17, in Science 18, in History 11, in Total 60.

    Parents : Wow! my kid is intelligent in Total.

    Best thing is we didn't even give him tuition in this subject.

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    Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

    The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOY

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    A student asked a teacher (while collecting assignments):

    Student: is teacher earning money ?

    Teacher: Yes, of course!

    Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?!

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    Brilliant College Students And Science Teacher

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

    After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes

    the teacher asked, Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch

    at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees,

    15 minutes east longitude.

    After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, I guess you'd be eating alone.

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    ister to brother : What are you going to gift grandma on her B'day?

    Sister : A football

    Brother : But grandma does not play!!

    Sister : On my b'day she gave me Bhagavat gita.

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    Side effect of excess study :p

    A Guy Went To A Restaurant,

    He Wanted To See The Menu

    But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called

    He Asked Waiter,

    "Syllabus Lana Zara"

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    A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.

    Teacher: What is this?

    Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.

    Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?

    Kid: The cow ate all of it.

    Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?

    Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

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    An economics major guy is walking with his friend.

    He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."

    The friend asks, "How so?"

    "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,

    and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"

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    A lady bought a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk

    "Shall I stick it on myself?"

    The clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on

    the envelope.

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