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    Boy : Your teeth are like the stars

    Girl : Awwwww.... Thanks , Are they that much pretty?

    Boy : No, far away from each other..

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    "Dad, I don't want to go to school today." said the boy.

    "Why not, son?"

    "Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died

    last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day.

    Then three days ago one of the pigs died and

    we had roast pork the next day."

    "But why don't you want to go today?"

    "Because our English teacher died yesterday!"

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    Manager asked to Santa at an interview

    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

    Santa replayed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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    Husband to wife, at lunch : "What is this? I found quite a 2 rupee coins in my sambar."

    Wife : "For the past few days, you have been saying that you would like some change in my cooking!"

    Dedicated to Rocking Wives.....

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    Class Room is Like a Train ...
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    1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP . .
    Next Two Benches r General coach
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    Last Two Benches r Very Demanded.
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    Bcz Its.."SLEEPER COACH"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Husband to wife, at lunch : "What is this? I found quite a 2 rupee coins in my sambar."

    Wife : "For the past few days, you have been saying that you would like some change in my cooking!"

    Dedicated to Rocking Wives.....
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    Girl : Ye T.V kitne ka hai?

    Shopkeeper : Rs. 50,000

    Girl : Itna mahenga aisa kya khas hai.

    Shopkeeper : Ye light jane ke baad automatic band ho jata hai.

    Girl : Aww pack kar do phir toh...

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    There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls&

    1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.

    2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.

    3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.

    4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.

    5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.

    6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.

    7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Dont Leave Even After Format.

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    Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

    Dear Dad,


    I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Cant Afford Both.

    Regards,

    Your Lovey Son-In-Law

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    Never Lose Your Pen

    Suppose You Lost Your Pen?

    Lost Your Pen No Pen

    No Pen No Notes

    No Notes No Study

    No Study Fail

    Fail No Diploma

    No Diploma No Work

    No Work No Money

    No Money No Food

    No Food Skinny

    Skinny Ugly

    Ugly No Lover

    No Lover No Marriage

    No Marriage No Children

    No Children Alone

    Alone Depression

    Depression Sickness

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