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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Book To Make It A Bestseller"

    Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"

    Pappu: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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    Who Want To Be A Medical Student

    A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.

    He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.

    To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.

    After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.

    His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!

    But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,

    And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,

    And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.

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    Teacher: Suppose, you have offered money and knowledge.

    You have to take one of them. Which one you should choose?

    Student: I shall definitely choose Money teacher.

    Teacher: I would have taken knowledge. But why do you take money?

    Student: I have the lack of money that's why. You have the lack of knowledge. That's why

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Book To Make It A Bestseller"

    Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"

    Pappu: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
    Rotfl.......

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