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    Boss: We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?"

    New Employee: "Yes, Sir"

    Boss: "We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No Mat"

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    After Engagement Girl Says To Boy.

    Girl: "Now Stop Looking At Girls, You Are Committed Now"

    Boy: "Oh What Do You Mean, If I Am On Diet, That Doesn't Mean That I Can't Look At Menu"

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    Classic Insult Of A Girl By A Boy:

    Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo Holding A Dog On Facebook.

    Girl Commented: "Which One Is You?"

    Boy Replied: "The One Holding You."

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    Expelled For Poor Eyesight

    A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a

    business acquaintance looking downcast.

    "Jim, is everything okay?" he asked.

    "No, it's not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight."

    The man was shocked, and replied "How could they expel your son for his eyesight?"

    Jim answered, "He mistook the dean of women for one of the co-eds."

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    My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.

    I went to see him the next day.

    He just kept whispering "yang qi guan" over and over and then died.

    I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial.

    Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube".

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    A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband,

    "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"

    The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"

    She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

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    An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony.

    But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her past and finding out if she had any previous affairs with any men.

    After a few days, the politician at last received his detective's report, which went like this:

    "Sir, this lady has a spotless reputation. Her past is clear, her family and friends all come from a very respectable background. No one has anything against her character. But yes, according to my sources, for the last couple of months she's been frequently seen flirting with a politician with a dubious reputation."

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    Crazy School Life Moments

    SCHOOL LIFE
    Most Irritating Moment
    Morning Alarm
    Most Difficult Task
    To Find Socks
    Most Dreadful Journey
    Way To Class
    Most Lovely Time
    Meeting Friends
    Most Tragic Moment
    Surprise Test in 1st Period
    Most Wonderful News
    Teacher is Absent

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    A small argument between a couple turns violent.

    Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.

    Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!

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    Son : Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

    Dad: What role are you playing?

    Son: A husband!

    Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

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