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    If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine’s Day.

    Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.

    Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.

    Marry a rich person everyday is New Year’s Day

    Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children’s Day.

    Marry a liar, everyday will become April Fool’s Day.

    And if you don’t get married, everyday is Independence Day!

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    Son was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks…

    Father came along and said “Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and you are searching for your luck in stars…?!!”

    Son replied “Dad, don’t be ridiculous. You know babies can be made in test tubes but have you stopped trying the old way…!!!?”

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    The Chinese are way ahead of us because of their flexibility… A Chinese friend tells me:

    “Last month, market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
    Last week, market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, market crashed, I ate my dog…”

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    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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    A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

    The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

    The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

    The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

    The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

    The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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    Cant Afford Both

    Son-In-Law To Father-In-Law:

    Dear Dad,

    I Deeply Regret Taking Petrol Car In Dowry, Please Take Your Daughter Or Car Back. Cant Afford Both.

    Regards,

    Your Lovey Son-In-Law

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