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    A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"

    The housewife replies: "Four!"

    The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

    The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

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    Wife: Look at that drunk guy

    Husband: Who is he?

    Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him

    Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.

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    Engineering Is like a....

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    typical Indian public toilet.

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    People outside are desperate to go in &

    people inside are dying to finish an come out.

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    Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today .
    Husband : First make it, we will name it later

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    A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
    dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
    Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

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