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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Simlarity Between Pyar & Loose Motion?

    In Par Kisika Control Nahi Hota Ye Dono Hi Achanak Ho Jaate Hain

    Aur Inka Pata Bhi Hone Ke Baad Hi Chalta Hai “Male Aur Female Dono Ki Ache Se Waat Lagti Hai Ismein“

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    Q: “Ladkiyaan Apna Dupatta Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi Kyon Theek Karti Hain?”

    Ans: “Luteron Ko Dekh Kar Hi Toh Daulat Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai“

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    Question: “Prove That 2/10 = 2”

    Arts Student: “Out Of Course.”

    Commerce Student: “Wrong Question.”

    Medical Student: “What The Hell, It’s Not Possible.”

    Engineering Student: “It’s So Simple

    2/10 = Two/ten

    (T With T Cancel)

    Wo = En

    W = 23rd Letter

    O = 15th Letter

    E = 5th Letter

    N = 14th Letter

    So,

    23+15 / 5+14

    = 38 / 19

    = 2”

    Hence Prooved

    Engineer Rocks!

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    Please Saved Your Girlfriends Number As “Battery Low”

    So, Whenever She Calls & You Are Not Around,

    Your Wife Plugs Your Phone To Charger Unknowingly.

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    Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola

    Santa: “Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe”

    Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “Arey Utho Aapne Bistar Par Peshaab Kar Diya Hai“

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    Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola.

    Ladka: “Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Piti Ho?”

    Ladki: “To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwa Lu?“

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    Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.

    Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”

    Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola

    Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola.

    Ladka: “Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Piti Ho?”

    Ladki: “To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwa Lu?“
    Pmpl... Rotfl.....

    ऐसा तो शहर में ढ़ाई लाख के साथ हुआ था!

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    Jabse Mobile Mein Hanuman Chalisa Download Kiya,

    Tabse Aapka Message Aana Band Ho Gaya Hai.

    Sach Kahte Hai,

    Bhoot Pishach Nikat Na Aave Mahaveer Jab Naam Sunave.

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    A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: “How Did The Human Race Start?”

    The Mother Answered: “God Made Adam And Eve And They Had Children, And So All Mankind Was Made”

    Two Days Later The Girl Asked Her Father The Same Question.

    The Father Answered: “Many Years Ago There Were Monkeys From Which The Human Race Evolved”

    The Confused Girl Returned To Her Mother And Said: “Mom, How Is It Possible That You Told Me The Human Race Was Created By God, And Dad Said They Developed From Monkeys?”

    The Mother Answered: “Well Dear, It Is Very Simple. I Told You About My Side Of The Family, And Your Father Told You About His“

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