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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Pappu To Boss: “I Got To Definitely Have A Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are After Me”

    Boss: “Really? Which Are The Three Companies?”

    Pappu: “The Electricity Company, The Telephone Company And The Gas Company“

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    Boss: “We Are Very Keen On Cleanliness. Did You Wipe Your Feets On The Mat As You Came In?”

    New Employee: “Yes, Sir”

    Boss: “We Are Also Keen On Truthfulness. There Is No Mat“

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    Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam Ne Us Se Puchha

    Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”

    Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke Baad Bola

    Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A Little Girl Asked Her Mother: “How Did The Human Race Start?”

    The Mother Answered: “God Made Adam And Eve And They Had Children, And So All Mankind Was Made”

    Two Days Later The Girl Asked Her Father The Same Question.

    The Father Answered: “Many Years Ago There Were Monkeys From Which The Human Race Evolved”

    The Confused Girl Returned To Her Mother And Said: “Mom, How Is It Possible That You Told Me The Human Race Was Created By God, And Dad Said They Developed From Monkeys?”

    The Mother Answered: “Well Dear, It Is Very Simple. I Told You About My Side Of The Family, And Your Father Told You About His“
    Pmpl.. Total.......

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    Santa Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States

    Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.

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    Amul Ghee Ki Add Ke Liye Rajpal Yadav Ko Sign Karne Gaye.

    Rajpal: “Ismein To Sunny Deol Ko Lena Chahiye Tha”

    Director: “Wo To Hai Hi”

    Rajpal: “To Fir Mujhe Kyun?”

    Director: “Nakli Ghee Ka Asar Dikhane Ke Liye“

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    Chain Message Sent By Santa:

    “Please Iss Message Ko Itna Forward Karo Ki Meri Girlfriend Tak Pahunch Jaaye”

    “Preeto, Tu Sim Change Kar Ke Changa Nahi Kitta, Marja Kuttiye”

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    Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Se Puchha.

    Aadmi: “Beta Tumhari Umar Kya Hai?”

    Bachha: “Ji, Ghar Mein 14, School Mein 12, Train Mein 7 Aur Facebook Pe 19 Saal Ka Hoon“

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    Propose in New Style

    Boy To Girl: “Main Aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hoon”

    Girl: “Par Meri Sagai Ho Gayi Hai”

    Boy: “Fir Behan Ban Ke Apni Kisi Saheli Se Hi Setting Karva De.“

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    Santa Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States

    Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
    Pmpl.. Rotfl...

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