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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai Aur Kehta Hai.

    Santa: “Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya”

    Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: “Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Thha?”

    Santa: “Niimboo Pani Mein“

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    School Mein Ek Sir Bahut Hi Desh Bhakat Tha, Ek Din Class Mein Bachcho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

    Sir: “Bachcho Kasam Khao Kabhi Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Piyoge, Non Veg Nahi Khaoge.”

    Bachche: “Nahi Khayenge Sir”

    Sir: “Kabhi Ladkiyon Ko Nahi Chhedoge”

    Bachche: “Alright Sir!”

    Sir: “Jua Nahi Kheloge”

    Bachche: “Ok! Sir”

    Sir: “Desh Ke Liye Jaan Bhi De Doge”

    Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Sir Ko Bola

    Pappu: “De Denge Sir, Aisi Jaan Ka Aur Karenge Bhi Kya!“

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    Question: “Love Marriage Aur Arranged Marriage Mein Kya Farak Hai?”

    Answer: “Love Marriage Matlab Apni Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karna & Arranged Marriage Matlab Kisi Dusre Ki Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karna“

    Must Read Question Answer Jokes

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    Ultimate Advice By Our Friend Pappu.

    Life Is Too Short,

    So Please Don’t Waste Your Time In Removing Pen-Drive Safely.

    Aise Hi Nikal Liya Karo Yaar.

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