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    हास्य साम्राज्ञी Neelima's Avatar
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    A Pig fall in love with a Hen

    One day they kissed each other

    Next day Pig died of BIRD FLU

    and

    Hen died of SWINE FLU





    "Ajab Prem ki Jazab Kahani"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    A Pig fall in love with a Hen

    One day they kissed each other

    Next day Pig died of BIRD FLU

    and

    Hen died of SWINE FLU





    "Ajab Prem ki Jazab Kahani"
    Rotfl....

    Interesting.

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    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub,

    the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Suresh, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home.

    I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself,"

    Mr. Suresh replied. "I hung him up to dry."

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    3 drunk guys entered a taxi.

    The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.

    Then said, "We have reached your destination".

    The 1st guy gave him money

    The 2nd guy said "Thank you".

    The 3rd guy slapped the driver.

    The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.

    But then he asked "What was that for?".

    The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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    A pig and a cat were walking down a dirt path. The pig was very stupid, so the cat had to explain everything to him. When the cat was talking to the pig about something, he (the cat) accidentally fell down a deep pit. He asked the pig to go back to their house and grab a rope.

    The pig soon returned with a sturdy rope.

    'Throw it down!'

    So the pig threw the whole rope down the pit.

    'You idiot! You were supposed to grab hold of one end!'

    The pig, after thinking a while, jumped down the pit and grabbed hold of the rope.

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