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    When a Guy does Something Wrong!



    Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!

    Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!

    Girl : I can't believe you did this.

    Boy : I'm Sorry.. !!

    When a Girl does Something Wrong!

    Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!

    Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!

    Boy : I can't believe you did this.

    Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!

    Boy : I'm Sorry..!!

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    In a operation theatre

    Patient : Doctor saab, hospital mein kab tak rukna padeha...?

    Doctor : Ahar operation thik hua toh ek week...

    Nahin toh aadha ghanta...!!

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    A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

    The doctor asked her "What happened?"

    She answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang,

    but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally

    picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

    "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

    "But what happened to your other ear?"

    "The person called back."

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    Father : Beti, pehle tum mujhe PAPA bulati hai...

    Ab DADDY kyon kehne lagi ho...?

    Daughter : Wo...PAPA bolne se meri LIPSTICK kharab ho jati hai...

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    Meeting Rules For Managers:

    1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.

    2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.

    3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.

    4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.

    5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

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    I'M From Idea Internet Network

    Santa was driving car very fast.

    Traffic police caught him.

    Santa - Sir, I am learning driving.

    Police - Without Teacher?

    Santa - Yes, I am from IIN.

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    An applicant to his new Boss.

    "Sir, I always give 100% at work!"

    Boss: "Oh, and how do you manage it ?"

    Applicant replies: "Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!"

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    Aman was summoned to his attorney¿s office.

    "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said.

    Man-"Give me the bad news first."

    Lawyer-"Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars."

    Man-"That¿sthe bad news?" laughed the man. "I can¿t wait to hear the terriblenews."

    Lawyer-The terrible news is...

    "The picture is of you and your secretary!"

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    An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

    During Wedding, The Wife Vomits

    Husband: "What Happened?"

    Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."

    Husband:"You cheated me.."

    Wife: "You should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neelima View Post
    An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

    During Wedding, The Wife Vomits

    Husband: "What Happened?"

    Wife: "Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment."

    Husband:"You cheated me.."

    Wife: "You should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!"
    Rotfl...

    Interesting!

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